Everything but the...
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
-Mark Twain

trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap


basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

(Source: xbox420)


religiousmom:

The only joke my mom ever made was me


fuckyeahzarry:

When your product is 15$ and the shipping is 50$

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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*


vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?